Anonymous asked: /pokes with stick "dead yet?"

Writer: Not dead per se, but not really motivated to do anything… even with that crazy awesome ask sitting in my inbox I’ve been super meh about doing Eri related stuff since I got back into RPing and using my own character for the stuff I especially like (here’s a hint, it would be labeled “nightmare fuel” by probably 110 of you at least…)

Anywho if someone wanted to join on as an artist I’d feel more motivated to do stories for asks they did art of…

I dunno, mostly lazy and stuff. 

So not dead but probably best to say we’re at least on a hiatus?

Writer: School semester is ending soon, so it’ll be a little bit until I can update here.

Not dead though I promise!

Anonymous asked: stuff

((Shhhhh I’m being lazy… don’t make me come back out of my cocoon… >.>))

kazard:

This blog is where I’m going to post any raunchy RP’s I have.

WARNING:

The only posts on there so far contain HEAVY amounts of fetish based material and most of them stop halfway through because my RP partner decided they didn’t feel like coming back to the RP we’d started and so we started a new one.

Most of the RPs I do in the future will probably be of a similar nature.

When I say “fetish material” I mean stuff like:

• unbirthing
• herms 
• gender shifting 
• hyper cocks/cock growth
• cumflation/inflation
• Furry
• Knotting

Future RP’s might also include:

• Oviposition
• Bizarre Body Modifications (IE: some one’s mouth get’s replaced by a vagina)
• Transformation
• Bondage
• Tentacles
• etc.

Things that will CAUSE ME TO NOT RP WITH YOU

• Involving fetishes like:
• Gore
• Diapers
• Watersports
• Scat
• Under Aged Characters
• M/M (M/H is fine, and I might even be okay with Shemale/M, basically all other pairings of genders are fine, and my character’s gender is subject to change based on my own whims…)
• Castration
• Cross dressing (specifically men in drag, if used a gender change magic trigger then it’s fine)
• Anal Vore (Oral and cock vore don’t do much for me either…)
• Hyper Muscle
• Farting and BO
• and maybe others…
• Having completely irredeemable grammar or spelling
• Not being able to keep up your end of the RP (Only ever using short one sentence replies, or not giving me anything interesting to play off of, etc.)

So yeah, this exists and if you’d like to RP with me, let me know through NOT ANONYMOUS ask so I can send you a link to the IM client I plan to use for these RP’s

Writer: Hey Eri followers! I know it’s been a while since my last post, and to be honest I’ve mostly just been lazy… There are some really good prompts for posts in the ask box, so as soon as I’m in a writing mood I’ll definitely work on something.

In the mean time you guys might be interested in my RP blog. 

Just a heads up, it’s Furry. It can be pony too, but the only posts up are furry for now…

Any who, you guys are awesome and new Eri soon, two weeks from now max, I promise…

sketchy-replies:

Say Cheese!

((Featuring in the picture, from left to right, Erotic Whim, Camissa Shot, Szarsi Maredusa, Sketchy, Stitches, The Artist, Dr. Beard, Censy, Tangerine Slime, Lyra Robothands and finally Manic. As far as I can remember, these are all the OC’s, in the pony fandom that I’ve made.))

Where it all began…

ask-obsidian-deactivated2013013 asked: (( yes, a list of kinks that will help motivate you would be very useful ))

http://www.f-list.net/c/kazard/

Just remember to keep the asks fresh and creative.

For instance, don’t send an ask right after this that goes like:

“Writer: Do something with milking, bondage and tentacles.”

That’s not particularly inspiring (read: motivating)

Eri hears the sound of knuckles cracking and a slight chuckle from nowhere and everywhere at once. She only has time to ask herself what the heck knuckles are before she feels a twinge of sensation centered on her small, unnoticeable pony teats. The sound of the keys rapidly clacking on a keyboard fills the air, as the sensation in her teats becomes warm and quickly intensifies. Eri swoons a little as her knees grow wobbly from the feeling as it causes her sex to drip with arousal. However her body’s fall is halted as the scenery around her melts away to reveal the inside of a barnyard stall, and a harness manifests around her torso, strapped tight against her. Cables form in mid air and clip onto various places on the harness, keeping the lust fogged pony suspended as gravity reasserts itself. Eri would probably be more concerned about the continuous clacking sounds and the very fabric of reality warping around her, but the warmth in her teats just went from “pussy dripping,” to “forget logic I fucking need to get off,” levels of arousal. She started to try and reach back and get some manual relief, but her hoof stopped short as it, and her other three were strapped to cables anchoring each hoof to one corner of the stall, her continued arousal makes pit patter sounds as it dripped onto the straw covered dirt floor. Eri moaned deeply as the sensation altered slightly, pressure surging in her teats, quickly filling them to their normal capacity. Still the pressure continued unrelentingly, forcing each teat to start expanding, adding weight beneath the bound mare. Two extra points, only inches further up her torso started to surge with pressure, before expanding off Eri’s body as well. The four teated mare’s moan came out as a strangled moo before a ring gag found it’s way inside her mouth, forcing it open, a strand of drool starting to slide down her muzzle. Eri’s eyes looked around frantically before her moos start back up as the pleasure overwhelms her temporary shock. Eri’s four teats continue to expand, jostling each other for room between the her hind legs, the pressure of each increasing as they all push against each other. Something seems to give way as the four teats seem to merge into one large cow udder. It hangs halfway down her legs, sloshing with milk, and still growing. Eri’s moos take on a pained sounding tone as the pressure becomes increasingly uncomfortable. It’s not until Eri’s massive udder is hanging as far down as her hooves, the long cow teats practically scraping against the straw that things change. Eri moos in surprise as she feels four cold somethings slip over her massive teats and a hum of machinery suddenly starts competing with the clacking noise in the barn. Each cup immediately starts sucking against Eri’s groaning udder, quickly drawing spurts of milk from Eri’s udder, starting to compete with the ever present pressure inside her. Eri’s mouth was suddenly filled as a tube clicked into place against the ring gag holding it open. Not long after a slow but continuous stream of feed began sliding directly into Eri’s udder dominated belly, replacing the nutrients being used to maintain the constant supply of milk the machine was pumping out of her.
The clacking sound slowly faded away, replaced by the sound of a resident ranch hand showing his boss the latest addition to the dairy portion of the farm’s revenue. The dairy business certainly did become so much more profitable ever since they figured out how to increase milk production in cows to be equal to the rate they could pump it out…

(Writer Note: Milking is one of my major fetishes! This is a good ask, I highly approve!

Also on a separate note. Does anyone want me to link a list of my kinks? Might be easier to motivate me to do your ask if it’s got kinks I like.)

Writer:

I’m looking for things I can do short one shots for since those are the easiest to do with my short attention span, and erratic motivation…

Just remember to include “Writer:” at the start of the ask, or just put the word in the ask somewhere… X3

Eri’s world shifted and she felt like she was falling. Only the pressure of her hooves against the floor contradicted her other senses. When her world stop shifting, she looked around and quickly realized she had shrunk. Eri found herself staring at a point halfway up the leg of a grey stallion who trotted into her view. The familiar scenery of Eri’s room warped and blurred before reforming on a beach. Eri looked around and found herself sitting in the middle of a volleyball court. The featureless grey stallion was joined by three more, two of which trotted under the net and taking up positions on the other side of the court. The newcomer who was still on this side of the net spoke up, addressing the first stallion, “Come on dude, get the ball prepared already!”

“I got it bro, chill out. K?” He trotted over to Eri, his member lengthening and hardening on the way, and the tip stopped extending as it came to a rest right at Eri’s eye level. The stallion held Eri down with one of his hooves while the other worked it’s way under her tail. Eri felt her tiny plothole stretch wide against the rubber stopper the stallion’s uncaring hoof forced it in. The plug slipped all the way in with a loud pop a cry of mixed pain and pleasure from Eri as her pucker sealed partially around it. The stallion used his hoof to spin Eri’s stunned body around and tilted her so her her sore plot rocked against the ground and her muzzle came up to give the stallion’s member an accidental kiss. Wasting no time, the stallion braced a hoof against Eri’s back and forced his cock into her mouth, her jaw stretching far beyond the limits her tiny form should have possessed. The grey stallion rocked back and forth, using Eri’s throat and muzzle as a cocksleeve, and treating her like an object. The cock inside of Eri pulsated and expanded as the stallion quickly brought himself to climax cum starting to gush into Eri’s tiny body. Her shrunken belly quickly reached the it’s limits, but cum continued to pour into her, her body starting to bloat and expand. Her torso inflated further and further, slowly swallowing up her legs as it grew. The stallion gave one last jerk before sliding his softening penis out of the miniaturized mare’s throat, and took another plug inside her sore mouth, preventing the flood of seed from being able to escape. The stallion stuck a hoof into Eri’s unnaturally stretchy cunt, lifting her spherical body into the air. “Serves up!” the stallion called out, throwing his hoof up and then knocking Eri into the air over the net.

((OOC: I dunno, I didn’t have much interest in this one personally and I got distracted towards the end…))

Anonymous asked: Writer: keep up the great work, love your writing.

Writer here.

I’ve got 3 more prompts from anon, I’m guessing all the same person because 5 people (including the first ask) have no hope of ever managing to all use the same opening “Writer:” with the same capitalization and use of colon. XP

I don’t mind, and I’ll try to get each one done, but the third one… You’re going to have to help me out on that one. I’ll need fan suggested rooms and puzzles. 

So all of you who want to see this happen, send in rooms, puzzles and solutions (if the solution isn’t obvious), and I’ll try to make this interesting X3